this shirt is amazing first off. tigers for days. then to add on the floral/paisley scarf as a do rag is another bonus, topped with a furry kangol cap? where are you going sir, because i need to be in there too. third and pine. 
5 words; carlos is a lucky man. third and pine. 
ma'am are you aware that people pee, bleed, throw up, and do everything else under the sun on these streets? you are bare foot standing outside of valet at nordstrom downtown. nice belly shirt too. orange is the color of the season. 
i don't think i need to say anything about this one. barnes and noble on 6th and pine is always pure GOLD. this is the most drastic form of a comb over i've ever seen in my entire life.
there are so many things going on in this photo. 1. the woman in the background, so seductive. 2. captain morgan in the foreground. this man had a double beard, let me explain. he had side burns that turned into a chin strap that didn't go the length of his chin it went up and attached to his mustache. he then had a chin bush. unbelievable. no other than south center mall.
the shorts are his 8 year old brothers. yes i said his. this is a man. 5th and pine.
again a man. tall drink of water at pike place market.
i totally forgot about the shrek green juicy suit for grown ups. i just thought we sold them in the kids' department. at least whomever she is with won't ever have a problem losing her.
this is a dog. a real dog.
slippers are everywhere downtown. i understand that it is hard to tie shoes but it's worth learning so that you can spare yourself the humility. 
(this picture is dedicated to kiki @coolbeans206) Coogi with the high socks and boots. stylin. 3rd and pine.
Not only did he buy a ridiculous vehicle he went ahead and put Ed Hardy stickers all over the damn thing. Mount Vernon, WA.
Things to remember before leaving the house;
1. Barney stuffed Animal. CHECK.
2. Blue Bandana. CHECK.
3. Rave Beads. CHECK.
4. PURPLE EYESHADOW. CHECK.
Third and pine.
The pill sweatshirt. Nothing like it. The best part about this is when I asked him where he found it, he said he bought it at Barney's. Go figure. 5th and pine.
Mix & Match. Grey & Black chuck's. 8th & Olive. 
The most horrendous camel toe I've ever seen. Or a gunt. Whichever. Speechless.
Scrooge busting out his magnifying glass at the book store. 6th and Pine.
This is a man and his hair is way better than mine. 6th and Pine.
The pants speak for themselves and so do the platforms. 2nd and pike. 
Yellow silk all day. This dude was posted like this for over an hour. He was GLOWING.
Pay attention to the man on the right. He is walking his CAT at the Ballard Locks. How many dogs to you guess tried to jump right out of their collars to take a charge at that feline?
OG Chad Muska Osiris's on the grandma at the bus stop on third and pine.
Show off at the downtown 24 hour fitness on Yale. Bend it like Beckham. 
Doing just a little too much in Pacific Place. This man enjoys his New Boys "Can't Tie Me Down" on full blast in front of the Nordstrom building. The volume was on full blast. He wanted to be seen.....(dedicated to Twitch/Whooty.)
Another person out of his mind, explaining that he doesn't need a woman because "he's got clients and diamonds and he's taking bitches out of other ____'s cars."
And that wraps up this week's 206 GOLD tune in next week for more and more and more. I really appreciate the feedback and hope you enjoy this stuff as much as I do.
-TQ
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